It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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