I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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