i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize