Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I have fence marks all over my body
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
