So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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