i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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