He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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