whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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