can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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