thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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