Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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