Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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