The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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