You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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