So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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