brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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