I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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