Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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