Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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