Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
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You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
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