new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I would fuck him just for his dog
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