you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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