I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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