He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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