Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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