porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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