i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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