I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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