Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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