i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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