at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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