Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
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At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I need to align my fucking chakras
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