Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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