CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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