well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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