Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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