If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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