So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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