She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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