Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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