I'm going to jail i love you
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Randomize
