Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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