What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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