i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
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Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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