Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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