Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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