member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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