Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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