But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
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she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
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My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
the raccoons are back...
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