I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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