ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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