But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
one might say we're banned from that church
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Randomize
