She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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