Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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