is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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