Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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