u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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