how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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